Sunday, January 17, 2010
Fiona



I spent a while last night with a friend trolling through YouTube videos including a number by Fiona Apple and discovered that I somehow managed to miss this gem from her last record Extraordinary Machine, featuring none other than Zach Galifianakis.

Also, inaugural "crushes" addition: Fiona Apple.

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Saturday, December 26, 2009
Crazy Eyes Will Always Drive Me To Church



Watching Monterey Pop at my uncle's house in Boston and remembering my delightful adolescent crush on Grace Slick.

Those fucking eyes are the death of me.


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Monday, December 21, 2009
Fun Girls



Some new fun times from my favorite fun girl, Nomi. Sorta kinda prob better not to watch at work.

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Yep, Actually Saw This Last Night



And I ain't got nothing approaching regret. Sandra, you make my blood run hot***.

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*** -- For a fun time, check out the Crushes tag, unified by little other than being generally middle-aged and of curious gender.

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Monday, December 07, 2009
I Must Be Blind



I wish I could explain why I'm feeling interested in watching this film, beyond my inexplicable lifelong crush on Sandra Bullock and the fact that I've been obsessively watching Friday Night Lights in the past week.

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Is that beau?

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Monday, October 19, 2009
More Mendering


jaychampionvinyl: hahahaha I love this thing about Joanna N. on Slang
JeffreyBeaumont: oh thanks
jaychampionvinyl: "POETASTER"
jaychampionvinyl: dude, on one song on Ys, she goes on about "hydroenchephalitic peonies" (sp?)
JeffreyBeaumont: durrrr........
jaychampionvinyl: I read this profile where the interviewer teases her about her use of big words and uses that as an example
jaychampionvinyl: and she's like, "that's the only word I could think of"
jaychampionvinyl: HAHAH

Also:
--Click here for the 2006 Arthur magazine profile I referenced in last post.
--And I wrote about Joanna a bit on Slang back in 2006 here (scroll below essay on familial understanding) and listen to "Sawdust and Diamonds" from her sophomore outing.

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"the only word i could think of"

fuckin puke. CMON

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Sunday, October 18, 2009
A Writ Of Exit Did Not Exist

Another long bus ride, another stop at Arby's (yech). If the smell
could get any worse in this bus, i'd be plowing through that window.

A few additional thoughts:

--Lil Beau pointed out that this Arby's must do real well if a
Chinatown bus stops there every hour every day

--It has so definitively hit the point of fall>into>winter, as
evidenced by this week's awful cold and dreariness, coupled with my
desire to listen to Joanna Newsom for the first time since last
February. Of recent years I've listened only to sophomore (superior/
mature/etc) follow-up Ys, but today I put on Milk-eyed Mender, and was
reminded both of its bucolic beauty and impish pretention. Obviously
the album title is a starter, followed by song titles like "'En
Gallop'" and "Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie", but I was reminded how
nothing from this record seemed more of a don't-play-this-one-to-gain-
new-fans than "The Inflammatory Writ". Already lesser as one of the
few harpless tracks on MEM, the lyrical content alone is enough to
induce both laughs and groans--beyond said "writ" and the wry of
discussion of it, is Newsom's casual dropping of the Did She Really
Say That? stunner "poetaster". Poetaster! I'm all for encouraging
intellectualism and our mock-pursuit of "forward-movement", but the
neo-Victorian nonsense of this song is so absurd that it could easily
become (or might be already, I guess) a Steampunk procrasturbation
anthem. Only today did I bother looking up the true meaning of
poetaster, and I suppose I'm satisfied to learn it means "writer of
inferior verse". Pleasantly ironic. Love you, Jo-Jo***.

--After Joanna, I was still looking for kind of appropriately dark and
wintry bleak tunes, and ultimately turned to Modest Mouse's 1999
errata comp Building Nothing Out of Something. Beyond "Sleepwalking",
a special night time mood track that will stay with me for evermore, I
was reminded in listening to this record how absolutely no other mess
of music will ever be able to so appropriately encapsulate the
overwhelming prickly life darkness of my extended post-adolescent
depression from Age 17-22. While i was typicaly confused and depressed
from Age 12-15 as well, the 17-22 period in my life stands out as
being the real time where I thought it might be possible enough where
my near-adult brain and its capacity for "analysis"-born Weltschmerz
might actually pull me into absolute End-of-Day darkness. During all
of this time, the tunes of the three '96-99 Modest Mouse releases (and
to a lesser extent, The Moon and Antartica) played over and over in my
various Death's Head Chariots as calls to march like Wagner's
Valkyries or Morricone's "Dollars". But unlike a decision to blast the
inarguably black doom tunes of Nine Inch Nails or Slayer, there was
always just enough ambiguous hope in Modest Mouse so as not to cast me
among the world-is-over goth-wannabes. But, yes it was always
ambiguous at best, and if anything, made me feel like I was The Man in
Cormac McCarthy's The Road, constantly heading "forward" under the
cover of night down a road to who-know's-where, hoping that I might
wind up in Salvation even if I knew I'd probably just find more dark
road. The haunting strangeness of Isaac Brock's yelp-lisp, coupled
with the stark wire-guitar minimalism of the tunes and Brock's
penchant for opaquely existential wasteland lyricism added up to make
a body of work that any thinks-he's-wise future-doubtful teen could
turn play as a soundtrack for forever (for night time as much if not
more than winter). Thankfully, I've found my own place to be now,
where there is sunshine and light (albeit different and less dramatic
than the Salvation I once imagined), but it still feels weird and
powerful to return to the old MM every once in a while.

-----

And please, dear god, let this bus ride end.


NOTES:
***-- The only hanging remotely resembling a pin-up I've ever hung in
my home (certainly this one but possibly any of them) is a cut-out
from a 2006 Arthur magazine of Joanna, currently taped to my
refridgerator door. Hot nerds, please, always, forever. Also, Fuck you
Andy Samberg and Bill Callahan.

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Monday, August 03, 2009
Re-Appraisal Live: Does Kim Gordon Really Ruin Everything?

After our last effort in "re-appraising" Pearl Jam's No Code, Jay and I thought it would be fun to head towards a record of old that we might still want to listen to today. After running through a few choices, we settled on Sonic Youth's classic 1992 album Dirty, their second release for Geffen and the first where they finally had begun receiving some mainstream attention... hence Jay and I both listening to it before we had any real taste.

Let the re-appraising commence. Note that this post is deprariously long. Sometimes you just gotta let it run free:




JeffreyBeaumont: ok, you ready?
jaychampionvinyl: I'm so ready you can call me Helen
JeffreyBeaumont: GREAT. 1, 2, 3, GO

JeffreyBeaumont: oh man this fucking intro. I LOVE IT.
jaychampionvinyl: this .... doesn't sound old.
JeffreyBeaumont: i forgot that 100% is my favorite Sonic Youth song
jaychampionvinyl: it sounds like amazing.
jaychampionvinyl: this is not going to be an elevated critical discussion...it's mostly going to be "OMG!"
JeffreyBeaumont: dude, this is the first sonic youth song i ever heard
JeffreyBeaumont: i had heard so much nirvana-related buzz about this band, over and over
jaychampionvinyl: same!
JeffreyBeaumont: i ordered this record in 94 from Columbia House
JeffreyBeaumont: or maybe it was BMG
jaychampionvinyl: trivia question: do you remember what other records arrived with it?
(something tells me maybe you do)
JeffreyBeaumont: no
JeffreyBeaumont: that was 93
JeffreyBeaumont: but
JeffreyBeaumont: i remember hearing 100% and thinking, "WHOA WOW WTF AWESOME LOUDNESS"
JeffreyBeaumont: but then "Swimsuit Issue" came on
JeffreyBeaumont: and i'm like, "Who the FUCK is singing? Is that a woman?"
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahahahaha, yeah
JeffreyBeaumont: it's so atonal
jaychampionvinyl: it sounds like it could either be a woman or a really pinched sounding bratty annoying 20 year old
man
JeffreyBeaumont: yes
jaychampionvinyl: "I ain't givin you head in a Sunset bungalow!"
jaychampionvinyl: fair enough, Kim
JeffreyBeaumont: despite reading over and over that SY was "experimental"
JeffreyBeaumont: i still was expecting super melodious riffage ala Nirvana
jaychampionvinyl: I actually DIDN'T like 100% at all when I first heard it
jaychampionvinyl: too "atonal"
jaychampionvinyl: the guy "couldn't sing"
JeffreyBeaumont: yeah i think i'm overemphasizing the awesome
JeffreyBeaumont: i think on very first listen i probably didn't like it
JeffreyBeaumont: but i think i came around quickly
jaychampionvinyl: I saw the video on 120 Minutes
and was like "this song would be awesome if he sang it right"
JeffreyBeaumont: i remember learning years later how to play it on guitar
jaychampionvinyl: hahahah
"DETUNE GUITAR, HIT WITH FACE"
JeffreyBeaumont: in order to do so, you need to detune the low FOUR strings to F#
JeffreyBeaumont: so it's like F# F# F# F# E B
JeffreyBeaumont: that was probably 96 or 97 when i tried that
JeffreyBeaumont: and suddenly i remember understanding why it all sounded so sludgy
JeffreyBeaumont: i also remember being tremendously annoyed that i then was unable to play ANY other songs on my guitar until i tuned it back

JeffreyBeaumont: but to go back to Swimsuit Issue
JeffreyBeaumont: the hilarious thing about that is that despite the fact that I hated the song
JeffreyBeaumont: i had just gotten my first subscription to Sports Illustrated the previous year
and i remmeber my mouth actually dropping as I began recognizing every name that Kim mouthed
JeffreyBeaumont: "Those are the models in the magazine!"
JeffreyBeaumont: Including one she mentions named Vendela, who was the cover girl in '93
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahaha
JeffreyBeaumont: i'm googling it right now
JeffreyBeaumont: but without even looking i remember she was wearing a silver strangely shaped suit
either on the cover or on one of the pages inside
JeffreyBeaumont: BOOM! http://swimsuit-issue.com/1993.html
JeffreyBeaumont: god i loved that shit
JeffreyBeaumont: i probably looked at it 500 times
JeffreyBeaumont: anyway....
jaychampionvinyl: wow
jaychampionvinyl: her boobs don't even look like boods
jaychampionvinyl: they look like shoulders
jaychampionvinyl: on her chest
JeffreyBeaumont: yeah Vendela was never exciting to me
JeffreyBeaumont: but look to the left
JeffreyBeaumont: i LOVED the redhead girl
JeffreyBeaumont: and Ashley Richardson below her
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha, I love that this discussion has turned, three tracks in, to a discussion of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models
JeffreyBeaumont: yes. two tracks actually.
JeffreyBeaumont: but that's the thing
JeffreyBeaumont: i didn't know anything about music in 93
JeffreyBeaumont: and really only understood pop music

JeffreyBeaumont: but getting back to things tho...
JeffreyBeaumont: Theresa's
JeffreyBeaumont: i was like, "Whoa, 'dark'", with that spindly guitar
jaychampionvinyl: this is the first noise smear on this recorfd
jaychampionvinyl: sounds sickly
jaychampionvinyl: funny how there is still the pentatonic riffing to hold onto tho
JeffreyBeaumont: really creepy
JeffreyBeaumont: because the noise is built up
jaychampionvinyl: it's never TOO far
JeffreyBeaumont: it's actually pretty digestible dark early 90s grunge/indie
JeffreyBeaumont: and as i grew up i came to LOVE the noise breakdown
JeffreyBeaumont: but then as soon as that ends...

JeffreyBeaumont: "Drunken Butterfly"
JeffreyBeaumont: SCREEEEECH
JeffreyBeaumont: I remmeber thinking by track 4, "What is this shit? Why do people compare these guys to Nirvana?!?"
jaychampionvinyl: yeah, its funny how little this record makes me think of the time period iduring which it was released
jaychampionvinyl: Sonic Youth, as a band, were a college experience for me
jaychampionvinyl: I owned this and played it dutifully
jaychampionvinyl: but it got about 1/100000th of the burn that, like, Ritual De Lo Habitual, Live THrough This, and Mellon Collie did
jaychampionvinyl: to me, this feels very much like "now" music
JeffreyBeaumont: i hear you
JeffreyBeaumont: it's diffeernt for me, at least with this record (and to a lesser extent Daydream Nation)
JeffreyBeaumont: because i sort of forced myself to listen and appreciate. not any others, but this one.

JeffreyBeaumont: "Shoot" brings it back down though
JeffreyBeaumont: I just love love this track and always did

JeffreyBeaumont: ok... so i'm on "Wish Fulfillment" now
JeffreyBeaumont: THIS song makes me think of the early 90s
JeffreyBeaumont: way more than Thurston, lee renaldo's voice to me says "90S INDIE ROCK"
Jayson: makes me think of, like, "Heart Shaped Box" meets Metallica's "One"
Jayson: and agreed on the voice.
Jayson: this is a way of singing that only existed during the George Herbert Walker Bush administration and the first Clinton term.
JeffreyBeaumont: haha yes.
JeffreyBeaumont: i always rememebr thinking that i liked his voice better than thurston's even though i knew it was worse
JeffreyBeaumont: on a final supermodel-related note
http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=a2cf16654290c50afcd7b7dff636f224&act=attach&type=post&id=261432
JeffreyBeaumont: this photo blew me away
JeffreyBeaumont: from either 93 or 95 SI swimsuit issue
JeffreyBeaumont: oh Ashley
JeffreyBeaumont: basically listening to this record makes me think of sitting in my room late at night in 6th and 7th grade and flipping through my saved (never discarded) issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, as I pondered notions of adolescence and my burgeoning sexuality
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahah
jaychampionvinyl: BASICALLY THIS WAS MY WANKING RECORD
JeffreyBeaumont: yes
JeffreyBeaumont: so

JeffreyBeaumont: "Sugar Kane"
you there
jaychampionvinyl: sorry, yes...I just restarted Sugar Kane
jaychampionvinyl: I'm back on track
JeffreyBeaumont: this was the first song I remmeber really clicking when i began listening as an adult
jaychampionvinyl: Sugar Kane?
JeffreyBeaumont: like, at some point at age 17 or so i put it on and suddenly it blew me away
JeffreyBeaumont: and it was like, at that exact moment i finally "got" sonic youth
jaychampionvinyl: god this record is so so so good
JeffreyBeaumont: yes, and this song in particular
jaychampionvinyl: whoa, this outro is such an unexpected sunray
JeffreyBeaumont: yes
JeffreyBeaumont: and i definitely liked this track in the early days.... but i didn't get it
JeffreyBeaumont: like most of this record
JeffreyBeaumont: but in some way it feels like this track more than anything else from the 91-95 period... which explains why Sonic Youth were associated with grunge
Jayson: I think it also has a lot to do with Thurston's vocal inflections
JeffreyBeaumont: it does
JeffreyBeaumont: but i think it also has to do with the intersection between melodious guitars and off-the-path experimentation
JeffreyBeaumont: like, the next track "Orange Rolls" doesn't sound THAT crazy compared to a lot of real indie stuff from the time
JeffreyBeaumont: but compared to mainstream indie/grunge it sounds like atonal craziness
JeffreyBeaumont: "Sugar Kane" seems like some real meeting point between the worlds

JeffreyBeaumont: "Orange Rolls"
jaychampionvinyl: Orange Rolls
JeffreyBeaumont: this was one more track i hated
JeffreyBeaumont: i just could not understand these trashy kim songs
jaychampionvinyl: her voice is an acquired taste
jaychampionvinyl: kiinnda sounds like Jimbo from the Simpsons retching
JeffreyBeaumont: there was a huge dichotomy of warm thurston and uncle lee and creepy skeezthrash momma Kim
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha
jaychampionvinyl: great fucking breakdown/jamout section in this one, tho
JeffreyBeaumont: yes, that is something as an adult i can appreciate and actually love
jaychampionvinyl: it's so uncanny how loosely tight they are
jaychampionvinyl I realize sounds aggressively meaningless
jaychampionvinyl: but it's such a weird trick
JeffreyBeaumont: hahah
JeffreyBeaumont: it is
jaychampionvinyl: to sound together, but JUST BARELY
jaychampionvinyl: to be able to cohere
JeffreyBeaumont: i think that's the detuning thing
JeffreyBeaumont: making them sound atonal/amateurish
JeffreyBeaumont: but in fact tremendously in sync with one another
jaychampionvinyl: yes, but I've seen them jam live and it really is an esxperience of watching four musicians tear everything down

JeffreyBeaumont: oh man
JeffreyBeaumont: so we are now at what for me in 1993/4 was THE BEST moment
jaychampionvinyl: YOUTH
AGAINST
jaychampionvinyl: FASCISM
JeffreyBeaumont: yes
JeffreyBeaumont: the first 10 times i played this record this was the ONLY song i understood
JeffreyBeaumont: it was also the a) the only song i easily learned how to play on guitar and b) the only one not requiring me to retune my guitar$$$$
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha yes
jaychampionvinyl: I can see a young Beaumont in my mind
jaychampionvinyl: gingerly finding the chords
jaychampionvinyl: and then strumming hard on them
JeffreyBeaumont: think they were like E / G / A / D / D
JeffreyBeaumont: No-- G / D / C / A / A [after checking]
jaychampionvinyl: haha
JeffreyBeaumont: in hindsight this seems to be the least interesting song on the record
JeffreyBeaumont: i rememebr reading the liner notes on seeing that it was the only song with a guest musician
JeffreyBeaumont: "Xtra guitar: Ian MacKaye"
JeffreyBeaumont: i remember thinking, "Whoever this dude is, he's obviously more of a rocker than these guys"
JeffreyBeaumont: Yeah.

jaychampionvinyl: the back half of this is starting to lose me in its jam waters
JeffreyBeaumont: yeah
JeffreyBeaumont: nic fit = weird nothing
JeffreyBeaumont: On the Strip though
jaychampionvinyl: yes, I typed that RIGHT before Kim's vox started in
JeffreyBeaumont: it gets unjammy again
jaychampionvinyl: this is like the clearest moment on the entire CD
jaychampionvinyl: the fog parts
jaychampionvinyl: and then there's creepy Kim
jaychampionvinyl: whispering at you
jaychampionvinyl: and it's way scarier than when she screams
jaychampionvinyl: because now she's actually a Woman
jaychampionvinyl: and they're pretty scary
JeffreyBeaumont: she was probably the creepiest musician i'd yet encountered

JeffreyBeaumont: oh man and then Chapel Hill is a brilliant rainbow
jaychampionvinyl: yeah Thurston comes back and is like, "it's cool bro, she's gone. wanna go through 7 inches with me?"
jaychampionvinyl: "it was all a bad dream"
JeffreyBeaumont: "WANT TO FEEL SAFE TONIGHT"
JeffreyBeaumont: "DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH THE VULTURE LADY!"
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha YES YES
JeffreyBeaumont: 2:49
JeffreyBeaumont: !!!!!!!!!
jaychampionvinyl: this was a guitar freakout I could get down with
JeffreyBeaumont: man, this record has some fucking GREAT breakdowns/bridges/codas/outros
jaychampionvinyl: places to get lost
jaychampionvinyl: so many good ones
JeffreyBeaumont: none of which feature eddie vedder moaning, "COME TO ME / COME TO GOD"
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha
jaychampionvinyl: gives me that BTS feeling, circa Perfect From Now On, so much glorious friendly noise to lie down in
JeffreyBeaumont: with really beautiful tight spindly but jammy guitar lines and riffs

JeffreyBeaumont: another Kim song
JeffreyBeaumont: which now sounds reasonable
JeffreyBeaumont: but even this track was just weird for me
jaychampionvinyl: did I miss Kim? I stood up to watch a video of babies being dropped from balconies onto blankets in India

JeffreyBeaumont: yeah, but then Purr!
JeffreyBeaumont: it's like they play good cop bad cop on this record
jaychampionvinyl: I was just gonna say the same
JeffreyBeaumont: thurston gets the fun major scale sunsmiles
jaychampionvinyl: yes!
JeffreyBeaumont: and kim gets the dour "scare their children" creepscapes
jaychampionvinyl: it's like Kim's the camp counselor who tells the creepy ghost story and Thurston's the guy counselor who jokes with you afterward and convinces you it wasn't real
jaychampionvinyl: while Kim just stares at you stonfaced, nodding, mouthing "It IS real. YOu're going to die."
JeffreyBeaumont: and then wakes up at night by rapping on your window and peering through it at you with a candle next to her face
jaychampionvinyl: haaa you get it exactly

JeffreyBeaumont: and then, finally, the fuckstick of "Creme Brulee"
JeffreyBeaumont: a track which is about as unlike the dessert as any music i could imagine
jaychampionvinyl: this is when she sneaks into your cabin at 3am and fucks you in the ass with a stick while whispering this into your ear
jaychampionvinyl: and on THAT NOTE
jaychampionvinyl: little known fact: creme brulee is slang for a horribly invasive sex act
JeffreyBeaumont: really?
jaychampionvinyl: no
JeffreyBeaumont: "i'm so happy we're just friends"
jaychampionvinyl: right, as she withdraws stick and leaves
jaychampionvinyl: that's her parting line
jaychampionvinyl: door slams
jaychampionvinyl: "Don't tell Bobby about our fun"
JeffreyBeaumont: if kim deal spied me through my bedroom window late one night
JeffreyBeaumont: she could do whatever she wanted to me if she broke in to my apartment and came in my room
jaychampionvinyl: or even Kim Gordon
JeffreyBeaumont: hahaha, ideally, both of them, at once
JeffreyBeaumont: today, in 2009
jaychampionvinyl: right
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahahaha
jaychampionvinyl: good lord
jaychampionvinyl: a spectral art hag and a weird, dumpy trucker lesbian
JeffreyBeaumont: when i first heard the song "Little Trouble Girl" (from Washing Machine) in college i actually creamed my pants
JeffreyBeaumont: like, "Oh hey Shrimp Cracker, i need to go home. My pants are creamed"
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahahaha
JeffreyBeaumont: why couldn't have kim deal just made an entire record with sonic youth? on the topic of things that should have happened but never even sort of did
jaychampionvinyl: Umm. yeah, I gotta go.

LISTEN:

NOTES:
$$$$ -- Actually, according to this fan-made page of SY album tunings, even "Youth Against Facism" uses special tunings; in fact, out of their entire discography after the first EP, only the track "Mildred Pierce" uses a standard EADGBE guitar tuning (excepting the Stooges and Crime covers "I Wanna Be Your Dog" and "Hot Wire My Heart"). Seriously, wow. Amazing, yes. But Willful Obscurantists, I'd call them, also.

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Monday, July 27, 2009
Things To Look Forward To


Catherine Keener is 50 years old, and still gives me precisely the same heart-heart-swoon-swoon as she did when I first saw her grace the screen in Walking and Talking sometime in the late 90s. Catherine, I will totally catch you a delicious bass if we ever cross paths, for ever and always.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
"We played Bragging Party with the Kim and Kelly at Breeders' ATP!"

Wow.

A convergence of my favorite musician right now and my number one heart throb rock crush of all time, doing my favorite song she's ever written. I'm not even gonna do anything with this other than reblog Bradford's entry on the Deerhunter/Atlas Sound blog.

The only thing I will add is that it isn't just Bradford who bleeds Deal--Deerhunter guitarist Lockett Pundt puckers for them as well, and actually posted a lo-fi gauzy cover of "Bragging Party" tothe Deerhunter/Atlas Sound/ Lotus Plaza blog back in 2007 (long before there really was a Lotus Plaza, even), prompting this hilarious comment from Bradford:
"kim deal is my god. lockett you are full of shit. your vocals are amazing i told you that.
i love you
bradford"
Too much goodness.

Listen:

Read on below.

Love love love love love, and ice cream cone hearts.

 
 

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Things you can do from here:

 
 

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Friday, May 15, 2009
I Love You So Much Right Now



Dear Kelis,

Fuck Nas for dissing you. He ain't man enough. You should definitely give me a call and come over this weekend: we can drink mint juleps and talk shit and make t-shirts and listen to this track while we come up with the freshest prank calls him to let him that his refrigerator is running.

You ready for this shit, girl? I just put some pegs on my bike, so I can totally pick you up and we can ride wild style. I am here for you. The Beaumont Chariot awaits.

love,
Jeffrey

Also PS the song is actually called "Caught Out There".

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Kim, You Have Had My Heart Since The Beginning Of Time

Twenty years ago I was turning seven: Kim Deal in 1988

So...I often try to avoid generating my "work" so directly from things I read in Pitchfork--if only because usually any of you may have already read about it there--but today they featured an interview with Kim and Kelley Deal of the Breeders and I just couldn't pass up mentioning it.

Why? Well, not only is the interview great (and I love the Breeders and everything they do), but Kim Deal is my first and oldest crush and she still, fifteen years later, sets my heart aflutter everytime I read/see/hear anything that has to do with her.

Cassie, Nomi, I'm sorry--when Kim's in town I have to ask you to step aside. (Luckily she lives in Ohio with her sister so this isn't regularly an issue. Come back to me now, please.)

Anyway, the interview discusses the upcoming release of their new self-issued EP Fate to Fatal, the future of the Pixies, and other fun topics. You should check out the whole thing at the link above, but I loved this part and paste it here for you now:

Kim: I don't know if anybody's going to buy [the EP]. I assume one person will download it, and everybody else will steal it. I have no idea what people do nowadays. People might actually buy digital music. Do you know if they do?
Pitchfork: I buy off iTunes sometimes.
Kim: [To Kelley] He says he buys digital music off iTunes. [To Pitchfork] Kelley says you're lying.
Pitchfork: No, I do!
Kim: Really?
Pitchfork: Yeah.
Kim: Right. Right. Right. Right.
Pitchfork: Do you think you'll keep putting stuff out by yourselves?
Kim: I don't see the drawback yet. Like I said, music is free, so who cares? It's not like we're in a rap band and I really need someone to sponsor my hundred-thousand-dollar wardrobe and car. I don't know.
Despite the fact that this passage includes a bit of what kills me about pfork writing (writer dude, come on! stay out of the way! please!), I was cracking up here. If you caught the Pixies reunion docloudQUIETloud--please check it out if you haven't--you have seen the way these two sisters interact with each other and I just love it. I loved the "[to Kelley]" "[to Kim]" part. And their take on the state of the music industry? Man, great. My natural cynicism forces me to read it as a little forced, but these two are also totally nuts, so I won't pretend that I have any real insight into their opinions of the world. Either way, I love it!

MORE KIM! NOM FUCKING NOM!

MAKE ME COOL AND TRANSPORT ME BACK TO 1993 AND KIM I WILL COME TO DAYTON LOVE YOU AND TEACH YOU TO LEARN TO CRY WITHOUT DRUGS AND THE LATE 90S WON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A BLUR!

Anyways, you got my number next time you plan in Brooklyn.

love,
Jeffrey

LISTEN:

The Breeders - "You Always Hang Around (Divine Hammer)", from Pod Demos (unreleased)
Kim Deal & Bob Pollard - "Love Hurts"***, fromLove and a .45 OST

NOTES:
***-- I fucking love this one!!!!!!!

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posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/15/2009 11:56:00 PM 1 comments
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it Mr. John Murphy in the picture?

2/06/2010 08:29:00 AM  

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There are Always Hearts For Cassie

Thanks to Doorknobs for alerting me tothis one.

Wowza.

HOLLA:



CASSIE, YOU ARE NOW IN MY HEART FOREVER. DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN--LET IT OUT, GIRL! CALL ME IF THOSE OTHER BOYS GET YOU DOWN AND WE CAN HOLD BROOKLYN DOWN TOGETHER.

LOVE,
JEFFREY

Also, speaking of Doorknobs and Cassie (though not this one), you should REALLY check out his 2007 treatise on Cassie. A Pinky Ring post in and of itself is rare and special enough, but this particular one says everything to need know about Cassie.

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Monday, April 13, 2009
Sing To Me, Nomi


Hercules and Love Affair (Nomi on left)

So despite the frequency and voracity of the lengthy and detailed internet lovefest word spewages I write, my entries generally do not include straight-up "I heart ____ hot lady" treatises$$$. Why? I am not exactly sure, and I don't think it's intentional. Perhaps it's cuz I did the wimmin studies*** n' shit, or maybe just because I like to keep my tastes to myself when it comes to matters of the heart (I am fairly certain most of the people who spend time with me would dispute the claim with a hearty laugh of dismissal). But for whatever reason, I give most of my love to music makers, basketball players, and the strange people I come across in my travels across the world and the internets.

All of which, I suppose, makes it curious that the first lady I choose to feature nerdlove for is in fact not a lady at all, but the stunning transsexual Nomi Ruiz, singer of 2008 all-the-rage Hercules and Love Affair.

I came on to the H&LA record a little late in the game (compared to average warp speed NYC taste timelines), but let me be the 1,000,000 person to add my four cents that HL&A is a fantastic, wonderful, joyous record that celebrates the great throb of music in life. I can't say enough about it and it should appeal to literally anyone who either loves pop music or enjoys moving their body rhythmically.

I have been listening to this record for probably six months or so, but it wasn't until I watched New York Noise### tonight and saw a live Nomi-sung performance of "Blind" that I realized that she is in fact destined to be my fantasy crush for the next few months.

I understand the theoretical hilarity of these PROPS, but sometimes you just gotta transcend boundaries, you know? Those legs! Seriously! Nomi, you are a million feet tall and a million times DREAMBOAT.

Yes yes. So Nomi, if your internet travels bring you here, give me a call. In preparation, I will listen to one song on your records each day until I hear from you. Don't keep a boy waiting.

hearts,
Jeffrey


Listen:

Hercules and Love Affair - "Hercules Theme", from s/t album
Hercules and Love Affair - "I'm Telling You", from s/t album (iTunes only b-side)


NOTES
$ - Call me out on this shit if I'm wrong; I've done literally zero research into checking whether or not this is in fact true.
*** - Seriously.
### - Yay Shirley!!! New York Noise is amazing and you are also incredibly awesome (and cute). If you live in NYC and have never seen NYN, give Shirley some love and check out channel 25 at midnight on Sundays. Expect to get a fresh overview of whatever is new and happening in the world of indie rock and roll. Holla!

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Blogger Lil' Beaumont said...

http://twitter.com/NomiRuiz

4/13/2009 11:02:00 AM  

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