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Monday, December 07, 2009 A New Day Upon Us: Slang Editorial, Version 3.0 ![]() Friends: 2009 is nearly over and, 609 posts later$$$, I'm still here, blogging away. It's been a long time coming, but as any of you reading this via the old-fashioned website method (vs. a post-guts-only RSS feeder like Google Reader) can see, after ten months of Slang v. II, I'm pleased to present the next and newest incarnation: Slang Editorial v. 3. Thanks goes to The Royal Scourge for the design, which I think does a fantastic job distilling 2009 Slang Editorial to a bare essence. What the fuck I would do in life without friends like these, I just don't know. Since we're about to start looking forward, I thought it might be fun to take a last quick look back on what was... A Brief History of Slang Editorial Slang Beta The original Slang was a simple Blogger template at the address slangeditorial.blogspot.com, begun in May 2004 during senior year finals week by Alex Hot Doorknobs himself as a place for him and JonKK to dash off musings on rap music, the Yankees and basketball. 9 posts and four months later, and the rest of the team--Ezruh, StepfatherFactory and myself--were invited on-board and things started taking off###. I wish I had some snapshots of this era of Slang because I have absolutely no memory of what it looked like. Slang v. 1: About 18 months and 217 posts later, in March 2006 we decided to get all fancy and buy our own domain at SlangEditorial.net. Ezruh did a nice spiffy site design--including the cute and fun 'tapes n tapes banner' above--and we launched on March 18, 2006, bringing us into the future (and further away from Blogger). This was sadly the tail end of the golden first wave of Slang Editorial, as nearly all of us began posting far more sporadically or even not at all. Ezruh continued writing a few times a month, but gone were the days of Slang as group forum. Slang output slowly trickled to a halt, and, after a brief attempt by me to start things up again in Fall '07, a unknowingly final*** post went up on December 18 and the lights more or less went out on Slang for good after a measly 97 posts. ![]() Hyperliving: ![]() As many of you know, I got back into the blog game at the beginning of 2008 as I decided to embark upon my Hyperliving weekly activity project at Hyperliving.blogspot.com. Learn more about that project here. Hyperliving was a great success both on the personal development/goal accomplishment and the me writing regularly fronts, but I aborted the project in July and more or less stopped writing. I tried once again to get going with Slang in October 2008, but after 12 posts I was done again by the end of November. As 2009 rolled around and I began to want to go back to writing, I decided to pick Hyperliving up again in February and try it as a monthly activity. As a ceremonial way to bring me back home to the heart of where I ultimately wanted to be, I made the first month's goal to write every day and start posting again here at SlangEditorial.net. Happily to say, I had little trouble "getting back in the swing of things", as I wrote 40 posts in February and felt good doing it@@@. But most significantly, I was finally able to achieve a goal I'd set for myself four and a half years earlier and had never quite reached--really writing nearly every day of the week, even if only in the form of short blurbs here and there. I don't know how or why it took me so long but I'm just happy I've finally gotten here. Slang v. 2: ![]() With the new writing and the fact that Slang was now fully a J. Beaumont solo effort (plus executive ghostmastering from Jayson Greene), I decided that it would make sense to revise the site to reflect both the fact that Slang was getting a fresh start and to incorporate that this start was coming out of the development of Hyperliving. I dumped on the text "Slang Editorial V II" (which, gah, sans "." after the V led many to think I had written the Roman numeral for seven rather than "version 2") and added the Hyperliving brick wall to replace the formerly orange Slang background, and boom, I had myself something new and old at the same time. Slang v. 3: ![]() Slang v. 2 was definitely a step in the right direction, and a very necessary change, but finally this fall, after proving to myself for sure that I was in it to win it in the Slang game, I decided I was ready for a fresh start and contacted my good friend The Royal Scourge about helping me come up with something new. We chatted briefly about what I wanted and what to look for and Mike kicked some things around for a bit, but now, finally... Here we are. And feeling good for the road ahead. ------------ I have no idea how long I'll keep doing this stuff, honestly. There have now been 923 posts published on Slang Editorial, and at some point in the next few months I look forward to hitting 1000. I will always have a desire to tell stories and to create because it's who I am, but for the time being I blog because I can make the time and I have the brain power. I think I've got a while left though, and I look forward to seeing where 2010 and beyond takes me. And Alex, Jon, Steppie, Ezruh: I salute you. NOTES: $$$ - Seriously, this is my 609th published post on SlangEditorial.net in 2009! ### - Honestly, I can't really believe the first post I ever wrote was about Tim Fucking Westwood. *** - A final, TERRIBLE post. @@@ - Including, perhaps most notably, providing Mark Jaffe with the inspiration to coin them term "deprarious", which is without question my word of 2009. Labels: BEAUMONT, case studies, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 12/07/2009 01:46:00 AM 1 comments Sunday, November 22, 2009 Slouching Toward Forever ![]() "Mark Jaffe, Iceman". Larger here. From the upcoming Trip To Bannerman Island collection. Labels: mark jaffe, photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/22/2009 10:18:00 PM 0 comments Sunday, November 08, 2009 BRAINPLOTTING.... Massive, Massive Success ![]() Clue: "Lick a Live Baby" So I am proud to say that yesterday's Brainplotting scavenger hunt went better than anyone could possibly have imagined. We had 45 participants, making up 12 teams, and everyone played about as seriously as you could imagine--including not one but THREE people who went for the gold and got actual tattoos for +10 bonus points (no one was foolhardy enough to actually get "Brainplotting" tattooed on their bodies though). Overall it was a fucking great time and I can't say much more about it other than, "WOOOOO!!! Awesome!!!". Here's some photos from the day, with more to come. Living loving Mariah Pariah holla. ![]() Clue: "Recite Shakespeare's 'Sonnet 116' to a Stranger" ![]() Clue: "Solve a Moderately Difficult Math Problem" (+3 for doing in underwear) ![]() Clue: "Take a Photo Of Jeffrey Beaumont Eating Pizza" ![]() Clue: "Do a Downward Dog In A Gas Station Parking Lot" ![]() Clue: "Take a Photo Of An Animal Other Than A Dog On A Leash" ![]() Clue: "Find a Pair of Pink Spray-painted Shoes And Throw Them On Telephone Wire Labels: BEAUMONT, Beaumont Nerderati, Chairmen of the Bored, fun, Lil Beau, photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/08/2009 04:07:00 PM 1 comments Friday, November 06, 2009 Live Wrong And Prosper: Beaumont Edition So you all know about my love for Live Wrong and Prosper, the devilishly funny blog that poses the question "What would you do for $1,000,000?" Most everyone who reads Live Wrong And Prosper has surely said to themselves at one point or another, "I know what I would do for a million bucks;" well, today you can find out what Jeffrey Beaumont might do for $1 mil, as I am today's guest blogger for the site. Check out my entry here and give Kali some love. Labels: BEAUMONT, thoughts, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/06/2009 06:39:00 PM 0 comments BRAINPLOTTING / SORRY MA / LIFE FACTORY NONSENSE ![]() Four posts in one week is deprarious nonsense for me as you know. Friends, I apologize: I have a huge event to put on in less than two weeks and a scavenger hunt in less than 24 hours to execute. A few brief sentiments: a) Come to the Scavenger Hunt. There are already 40-50 people set to attend and I can promise that it will be the fucking jam. Email me at the address in the poster above to RSVP. b) More words will come soon, I promise. c) More photos will come soon too, including from our time learning to shoot rifles and our trip to Bannerman Island Remember two things: 1) The people in your life need reminders from you that you love them. Let love grow and flourish. In the form of Halloween candy or phone calls or back rubs or on the seat of your bike while you pedal (learn how here). 2) Love the fuck out of life and enjoy every goddamn minute of it. Labels: BEAUMONT, Chairmen of the Bored, plans, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/06/2009 04:20:00 PM 0 comments Saturday, October 31, 2009 Mark Your Calendars For The Most Fun Ever: Saturday, Nov. 7 ![]() Thanks to the amazing Ted Angelilli for the inspirational work above and to Mike Desutter for photo assistance Ok amigos, this is it: the greatest scavenger hunt ever planned by humans**: The Chairmen of the Bored present...Brainplotting! (a scavenger hunt) When: Saturday, November 7, 3-5pm Where: Meet in front of the The Dog Run in McCarren Park. Click here for directions. Please RSVP to: Jeffrey Beaumont at the phones and emails in the poster above. To be followed by a crunk party at the home of one of the Chairmen TBD. The game will be played in teams of 2-4. You may RSVP for a group of folks as a team, or else individually and we will put you on one. The point of this exercise is to: --have incredible amounts of fun --meet new dudez and reconnect with old previously known ones --be silly and go crazy --find strange and weird shit in Williamsburg --high-five life I hope that you will join us all for a day of madness and merriment. Invite friends and holla at me if you got any questions! Please share this shit on yr Google Readers! love, Jeffrey B Labels: BEAUMONT, fun, nerdcore, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/31/2009 04:37:00 PM 2 comments 2
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 Mia, Mit Sturm Und Drang ![]() Finally put up photos yesterday from my weeklong NYC staycation in September when my friend Mia came to visit from Germany. We spent the week rolling all over the greater New York environs and visited many places I'd never been to before, including Storm King Art Center, the Statue of Liberty and the top of the Empire State Building. Here's a few of my faves, and the rest are available here on my Flickr (and here as an album if you're reading this later when they'll no longer be at the top of the queue). ![]() "Repeating Lens" Larger image here. ![]() "The World Is A Sticky Mess #1" Larger image here. ![]() ![]() "A Girl's First Corndog" Larger image here. Labels: photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/29/2009 04:24:00 PM 0 comments Sunday, October 25, 2009 Your Arsenal Continuing the non-ending excitement of the weekend, we went to Bannerman Island today, and I will tell you that it was completely fucking awesome. This was the last weekend they are doing tours this year, but I recommend heartily that you check it out next year. Labels: curiosities, quicksnaps, travel, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/25/2009 06:08:00 PM 0 comments Saturday, October 24, 2009 Yezzir: Gun Instruction Edition None of these particular guns are filled with bullets. Labels: quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/24/2009 05:49:00 PM 0 comments Monday, October 12, 2009 Mark Jaffe Is Without Doubt A Godlike Man ![]() Larger here. Just throwing that out there as reference for any humans who might ever cross paths with him. Also, he has just gotten rolling again with a new blog that you should check out here: http://oddjobjaffe.blogspot.com/ ![]() Labels: heroes, mark jaffe, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/12/2009 01:13:00 AM 0 comments Friday, October 09, 2009 I Wish I Had A Pizza And A Bottle of Milk Liam, beautiful large-headed spawn of my good friend Brendon, is both a cute baby and a man who loves himself some Girls. I have no idea what kind of strange contraption the poor boy is enmeshed in, but it doesn't seem to stop him from dancing up a storm when "Lust for Life" comes on. As it should be. Labels: family, VICTORY, videos posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/09/2009 12:49:00 AM 0 comments Thursday, October 08, 2009 Holy Rock-afire NIN Explosion! HAAAA! YEZZIR!! Labels: curiosities, la cine, lolgore, music, VICTORY, videos, YEZZIR posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/08/2009 06:07:00 PM 0 comments Monday, September 28, 2009 The Occasional Work Victory ![]() It's nice to balance the frequent office FAIL with at least an occasional VICTORY or two. Including my discovery last week that our office is in possession of an almost never used Nikon Coolscan V film/slide scanner. This no-longer-made-but-completely-invaluable 35mm film scanning tool is prohibitively expensive but also of such significantly superior scanning quality that it's made me feel like buying a cheapish flatbed would be a waste of my time. Having just begun more heavily shooting and developing film, the costs of having labs do scans for me (coupled with the generally poor quality of their scans) has made me wary and self-conscious about my shooting--but now I can fire away knowing that I can do it all myself. Holla rare office secret surprise. It's of course a shame it took me four and a half years of working here before I discovered this, but my wallet says, "Better late than never!" Labels: case studies, deprarious, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 9/28/2009 07:48:00 PM 0 comments Wednesday, September 23, 2009 Autumnal Grace: 2504 And Counting ![]() Richard Serra, "Schunnemunk Fork (Part II of four)", from Storm King Arts Center The last day of summer concluded last night with the setting of the sun and it's now autumn. And now, finally, after riding 35 miles today I have reached and passed my goal of riding 2500 miles by the end of summer (more or less). All it took was 115 bike rides (to and from work counting as one "ride") since March The best part, honestly, is that I'm not suddenly "done" now either--nothing, in fact, is any different for me tomorrow than it was today or last week: just keep on rolling them tires until winter makes me housebound. I guess I'll just have to see where I am at then too on the mileage front. But, for a man who most of his life has lacked profoundly any internal drive resembling the term "discipline", this feels like a pretty solid life victory. HOLLA! Labels: BEAUMONT, biking, Hyperliving, plans, VICTORY, YEZZIR posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 9/23/2009 11:37:00 PM 1 comments Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2410 And Bikes And Shit I'm vacationing in New York this week to spend time with a friend in town visiting. She went off on her own yesterday and so I started my day with a fast-paced 40 mile ride (or 64 kilometers, as I told her) before heading into the office for a few hours for some unavoidable meetings. Those 40 miles put me over the 2400 mile threshold and I'm now 90 miles away from my "goal" of 2500. As my friend will be here from now until September 22, I'm not sure there's any way I'll be able to reach 2500 by the end of summer, but it's nice to know that I'm so close and I'll be there shortly. I feel like, just as I "came a long way" from the beginning of 2008 through the end, the same can be said for my "progress" in 2009, as a human and of course specifically as a human who also enjoys channeling his life-energy through the pedaled wheels of a bicycle. ![]() On the crazy/ok/"New York I hate you and love you" front, on Sunday I received a call from Lil' Beau that her bike, a 43" 2007 Fuji Track SE had been stolen from outside of her friend's house in Manhattan in broad daylight. It was of course locked, but not with the kind of heavy duty security that I use to prevent theft. I've had seats and lights and fenders and even Presta-to-Schrader converters stolen, but never (yet) a whole bike... gone! And one that poor Lil' Beau had just purchased last fall. It was a real bummer, and especially so since she's still an impoverished student just trying to get by in the world, to whom a purchase such as a new bike is a huge financial commitment (ok, the same is true for me but that's probably due more to my own financial irresponsibility than the impossiblities of adult purchasing). And of course, beyond the dollar damage, there is also the issue of the fact that the bike--as I mentioned, a 43" track bike--is of a rare size that almost literally NO other bike manufacturers produce. Lil' Beau is only 5'1 and let me tell you that finding a nice bike for a girl that size is a challenge and I half--I probably took her to 15-20 bike shops last year looking for a bike, desperately leaving my card with requests to call me if anything even in the remote similarity of size appeared. She finally found her Fuji champion on, of all places, the List of Craig, where she was able to snatch up a more or less brand new 43"er for $400 from a girl who'd realized she hadn't actually wanted to commit to a track bike after all. With this in mind, it was with heavy heart that I came home to console her on Sunday night, with the thought that between dollars and inches, it would be some time before Lil' Beau would be mounting a new chariot. So convinced was I that she wouldn't be riding anytime soon that my Visitor and I began cruising Williamsburg for open pet shops in the hope that if I brought a new cat home it would distract her from the sting of the lost bike. Yes, desperate measures, times etc. But, of course, this is New York and fuck yes, I underestimated her beastly resolve to remedy any situation within moments of becoming unperfect. By the time I got home, Lil' Beau had already gone straight to The List and BOOM, sure enough found a 2008 version of the exact same bike she'd just had stolen [see photo above]... for the exact same discounted used price she paid for her last one. What the fuck, right? Though she was nervous about how she might pay for the bike, she set up an appointment for last night to go check the bike out... and then, of course, BAM!--after getting to the office, an envelope appeared on my desk for her (sent to me for security reasons) from her summer internship... with a check for $500. And now, here it is on Tuesday, a mere 36 hours since her bike was stolen, and there's a new, prettier version of the exact same bike in our house. New York, You Fucking Dick, I Love You. Labels: BEAUMONT, biking, fucktactics, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 9/15/2009 10:20:00 AM 2 comments 2
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Friday, September 11, 2009 Victory! I'm still kind of in post-Montauk recuperation mode so there hasn't been much blogging from me, but this video is just too too too too awesome to pass up. Please watch. And, if you're bored, this one below too. And really, you should check out all of Remi Gaillard's videos here. Labels: biking, lolgore, VICTORY, videos posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 9/11/2009 02:02:00 PM 0 comments Tuesday, September 08, 2009 A Fortnight Passed: The Heart Beats. Say "Good Bye" Probably the most fun week of my many weeks of Hyperliving in 2008 would have to be Rock Band Week, when I set out to write and record a few songs with my friends. While we only finished two songs in their entirety (one great, one more or less nonsense), the whole experience was really awesome and made me feel like king of the world for a minute. These two videos I found tonight while poking through my archives from around then in March 2008. The top one is pretty much total silliness--the end of vocal recording for lone completed track "Umm Don't Mean I Love You". The second is our best take stab at Jayson's song, sans vocals. Enjoy (or not)--I sure did. Labels: BEAUMONT, lolgore, music, VICTORY, videos posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 9/08/2009 02:11:00 AM 0 comments Tuesday, August 18, 2009 80 Percenter I have tonight reached the threshold of 2000 miles biked in my ticker of 2009 cycling. According to Dr. Gabe Mirkin--who I have never heard of nor know nothing about--this is equivalent to approximately 575-625 miles of running*** (as far as calorie consumption goes). Mille bourn, deux fois. 2000 miles is of course eighty percent of my goal to hit 2500 miles by summer's end--now just 500 miles to go. My body right now is feeling a little worn down--my right knee hurts, my hamstrings are still tight, and my back is sore. I'm also not totally sure I'll be able to do the rest by September 22 (and I have a friend visiting me for a week right before then, so it'll be extra hard), but I'll do my best, which is ultimately all that matters. And either way, my hope is to continue biking to work every day until late October or early November, so I'll reach my goal eventually. What seems to matter to me most now is that--my broken body excepted--I feel pretty great right now. NOTES: *** -- Derived by using Mirkin's format; see link above Labels: BEAUMONT, biking, exercise, plans, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 8/18/2009 01:42:00 AM 0 comments Tuesday, August 11, 2009 A PRIMER ON LOVING LIFE WHILE LOVING BASKETBALL AND RAP MUSIC PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO AND LET THE MAGIC ENCOMPASS YOU LIKE A GOLDEN DRAGON BREATHING MAGICAL FIRE ON A LOVED ONE. Labels: basketball, music, rap, VICTORY, videos posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 8/11/2009 04:53:00 PM 2 comments 2
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009 I Have No Idea How The Fuck He Got Up There, But I Hope He Never Comes Down ![]() I took this photo a few weeks ago in front of my house on the way to the Hell's Kitchen Men's Photo Club Day. Unfortunately, the new and cheaper place I went to get my film processed and scanned did a terrible job either processing or scanning the roll (or, gulp, both), but it doesn't change the awesomeness on display. I've seen tall bikes before, but this is seriously something else. Kudos to the crazy bro captain for his efforts, and I hope he avoids hospital before birthing a litter of crazy children and starting a small army of mad . Labels: FAIL, photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 7/08/2009 04:55:00 PM 0 comments Saturday, May 02, 2009 4 Bridges, 3 Boros, 2 Parks Today's ride(s): View 4 Bridges, 3 Boros, 2 Parks in a larger map The map above is of ride one of two, both detailed below: 1) A long and snakey ride from home to DUMBO, over Manhattan Bridge to Central Park up Ave C > 1 Av, then 2 loops around park to 59 St greenway, south down to Brooklyn Bridge via Warren Street, down Henry St through Cobble Hill to Congress/Wyckoff, east to Prospect Park, 1 loop around park, then up and over Williamsburg Bridge, north up 1 Av to 59St Bridge, then through Queens to Walgreens on Union, then to Affinity where I bought clipless pedals, then home. Totally 51 miles. 2) Since they didn't have any bike shoes at Affinity, I then headed back into to the city over the Williamsburg Bridge to Bicycle Habitats on Lafayette between Prince and Spring. I found shoes, bought them, had the pedals installed and BOOM, on my way back home north to 59 St Bridge. I fell over TWICE on Park Ave (at 15 and 19 St intersections) because I forgot to unclip my right foot before coming to a stop. Stayed on Park on 32 St, then over to 3 Av and took that north to 58 St to 59 St Bridge. Then through Queens to home. 12 miles. Ahhhh. These are the shoes and the pedals I bought below. The best part is that I realized that their total cost of $180 is less than what I would have paid for two Metrocards this month and next had I bought them! Holla! ![]() ![]() And now... the rest of my life. Labels: biking, fucktactics, love, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 5/02/2009 06:56:00 PM 0 comments Sunday, April 19, 2009 Good Morning, Berlin ![]() Nicely recovered after a long day of 38 sleepless hours. I woke up to the smell of brewed coffee and eggs frying. First whole cigarette in almost four months. Life is fucking great sometimes. Photo by Jules (again). posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/19/2009 09:23:00 AM 0 comments Goodnight, Berlin ![]() Madeleine and Jeffrey Beaumont, Berlin S-Bahn, Saturday Night / Sunday Morning, 19 April, 2:21am. I had not slept in 37 hours. I made tentative plans to move to Botswana after I got back to Jules and Eric's flat. Top 10 Amazing Days. Photo by Jules. Labels: BEAUMONT, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/19/2009 09:17:00 AM 0 comments Monday, April 06, 2009 Spring Time, Sunburns, Jeri Curls ![]() The years may change, but one thing always stays the same: I am a fair-ass motherfucker with constant farmer's tan. It's 3 am and of course I'm still awake because I took a THREE HOUR nap this evening, as a result of biking 62 miles and getting a wicked sunburn (see above). I can't remember the last time I took a three hour nap, but just last night I was telling somehow who claimed to nap "an hour every other day" that I probably nap 5-10 times per year. Though, in my case right now I am not helped by the fact that my forearms feel like they are literally on fire right now. On the other hand, my thighs are too sore to move all that much so I'm sure i'll fall asleep eventually. YAY SPRING! LOVE Jeffrey Labels: FAIL, fucktactics, lolgore, quickthoughts, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/06/2009 02:57:00 AM 1 comments 1
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 The Pains Of Winning At Life In honor of the Pains flying to LA tomorrow TO PLAY THE CARSON DALY SHOW (erm!!!)### on Wednesday, I thought I'd finally throw up a few shots I took of their last NYC show--sold out--at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 14. It's not always easy to take flashless photos at shows (hence the millions of motherfuckers snapping flashes for three hours straight) but the Pains' recent upgrade in show presentation means more lights and therefore better photos. Holla Kuroda! **** All photos below, and many more of the Pains and other delights, can be found on my Flickr page (except where noted). Photos from opener Let's Wrestle will appear someday too when I finish my theoretical post on their glorious awesomeness. Kip Berman, Conjurer of Awkward Glory and Leader of Teens Worldwide: ![]() Alex Naidus, aka Man Among Men, Forever Fake-Boyfriend, and Glorious Guru to the Jeffrey Beaumont Revolution of 2008: ![]() Peggy Wang, Lover Of Pop and All Things Nice: ![]() SORRY Kurt Feldman, YOU WERE TOO FAR AWAY BUT I LOVE YOU AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE: ![]() I did not take this photo; available here. NOTES: ### = I guess this show might still be a "secret" given the fact that Carson's website lists the performers for Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday--Chris Cornell, Iglu & Hartly (??), and Kelly Osborne--but what would the point be of them playing if none of their actual fans are aware? Therefore I am sharing this with you now. ****= Seriously, if ANYONE gets this reference I will mail you a papaya, a cigar, and a check for $5. I AM NOT JOKING. Labels: late arrivals, love, Pains, photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/31/2009 12:03:00 AM 0 comments Thursday, March 26, 2009 All Floyd Cons YES! posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/26/2009 01:33:00 PM 1 comments ¡¡¡LISZTOFUCKINGMANIA!!! or The Skies Are Stormy And Phoenix is Rising ![]() As many of you have surely heard, French pop band Phoenix have new tunes on the horizon--their new album drops in May, and last month they debuted a website where you could download the album's second track, "1901". Of course, I guess somewhat unfortunately for them--though I think you could spin it both ways--the record, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, has already leaked across the internets, and people such as myself are losing their shit over it's general awesomeness. My feelings on their output over the years have been a little up and down--the pop 00s disco of Alphabetical runs a little too clean for my tastes--but overall Phoenix is a band that I have loved to the core since the very moment I watched "Too Young" break the silence of Lost In Translation's japanoicegloom mood (experienced during my first illicit pseudodate I took the Ice Princess on way back in 2003###). "Too Young" captured an urgency of lifeaction that I desperately craved (but couldn't own) back then, and I can remember the precise adjustment of my mouth, lips and eyes upon hearing it. And it has continued to resonate in my head and heart through the film's fantastically moody and well-paced Kevin Shields-curated soundtrack. I have a listened to that record so many times and yet each time "Too Young" arrives, I am hit with the wonderfully inexplicable sensation of being both very ready and yet completely-unprepared for it's lifeburst impact. All of which is a nice way of leading up to me saying that, YES, I was psyched upon hearing news of a new Phoenix record... but more importantly, I am fucking BOWLED OVER to tell you that it is a REALLY great record that feels, to me, like "an entire album of 'Too Young'". ![]() ... Though truthfully, perhaps these sentiments of the album as a whole are colored in large part by the magical one-two punch of the albums first two tracks, "Lisztomania" and "1901", which are heart-stopping pop nuggets that reaffirm every possible reason people might believe that music can save lives****. In particular, it is the first track, "Lisztomania," that really blows me away: it's so good and amazing that I CAN'T just play it on repeat like regular catchy bubblegum. Yes I have played it often and repeatedly, but not just back-to-back; truly inspirational pop music like this needs room to breathe and grow to foment the revolution that it has planted in your mind. If this track isn't huge it will be a shame, but I don't really care either way. I just implore you to get it and love it and leave it at that. Last among Phoenix news is perhaps the biggest bit, that they will be playing a Seth Rogen-hosted SNL next week, despite having, as I said earlier, no recent radio play and a record that doesn't come out for two months. Who knows why or how this has happened--and I am not dwelling too deeply, since, basically, SNL sucks--but it's pretty awesome, and is hopefully a springboard to bigger and better things for these bros. And, of no coincidence, they will be playing "Lisztomania" and "1901", so you should make sure to check it out. For now, here's these, both from forthcoming Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix album: NOTES: ###- Wow, 2003 feels like a long time ago now. ****- It can't. Labels: loved sounds, mp3, music, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/26/2009 10:23:00 AM 0 comments Friday, March 20, 2009 "If a crowd is in my realm I'm saying -- mic please" CAUSE, YES IT'S NOT JUST THE WEEKEND, BUT SPRING AND I'M POSITIVELY BUGGIN' OUT: HOLLA!!!!!!!! ![]() Labels: love, mp3, quickthoughts, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/20/2009 04:46:00 PM 0 comments Wednesday, March 18, 2009 You Burn Me Up, I'm A Cigarette ![]() As he was, in different times (Oct. 06) I am home alone this week, as Doorknobs is off touring again*** and Lil' Beaumont is shaking it up in Miami, so I thought it might behoove me to take advantage of the empty home by straightening up a bit. Things began ok until I stumbled across an old crumpled softpack of trusted Camel Lights and I shed a little tear imagining them alone and unsmoked on my bedroom floor. It's been over two and a half months and I'll continue going strong but I can't say I don't miss 'em, especially not as the weather starts getting all nice like it will. Ah, oui, le soupir eternel. Pour vos oreilles: Replacements - "More Cigarettes" Otis Redding - "Cigarettes and Coffee" Glen Gray and the Casa Loma Orchestra - "Smoke Rings" *** -- Also, 5-7, message received and delivered: no boyz in Doorknobs' life but me, and these days even that ain't that much; if he weren't already way spoken for I'd send him your way for sure. Labels: BEAUMONT, cockblocking, disappointment, fucktactics, junkjunk, quickthoughts, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/18/2009 12:51:00 AM 0 comments Sunday, March 15, 2009 Ides of March Bring Celebrations Congratulations to Jayson Greene, member of the world's top 3 list of most amazing friends, for being lucky enough to meet the woman of his dreams. In today's world, it is hard for me to imagine two young people meeting and staying together for an entire lifetime, but I can easily and without hesitation say that I can't really imagine it any other way for the two of them. When I first met Stacy two years ago, I could tell right away that she and Jayson made a special match. In my admittedly limited world experience, I have never before played witness to a connection like this. I love them both, and look forward to celebrating every successive touchstone to come in the future life of happiness that they are sure to share. Labels: friends, love, quickthoughts, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/15/2009 11:40:00 PM 0 comments Monday, March 02, 2009 Hip Times Labels: friends, Pains, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/02/2009 12:25:00 PM 0 comments Tuesday, February 24, 2009 So LeBron Is Crazy, But This Is Just Insane... This fucking shot is OUT OF CONTROL. It's not just a 3pt buzzer beater, or just a half court shot, but a 3pt buzzer beater halfcourt shot that he fumbles, catches and then lobs, with only a tenth of a second before the buzzer expires. Basketball!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and the obligatory, "fucking jason kidd!" Labels: basketball, INSANITY, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 2/24/2009 11:49:00 AM 0 comments Sunday, February 01, 2009 Good Times! ![]() Many photos to come from: Royal Scourge and ![]() Labels: friends, photography, quicksnaps, VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 2/01/2009 02:47:00 AM 1 comments 1
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008 MY PRESIDENT IS BALACK OBAMA Young Jeezy f. Nas - "My President is Black" Labels: VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/05/2008 10:28:00 AM 0 comments MY PRESIDENT OBAMA CELEBRATION from Jeffrey Beaumont on Vimeo. Labels: VICTORY posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 11/05/2008 12:26:00 AM 0 comments |
And I salute you, Nihilist. A tremendous accomplishment, and this looks really slick.
Also, that Tim Westwood post you linked to is ADORABLE. Extra-special bonus points for Doorknobs comment:
" jim jones man, i swear to god that guy is great."
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