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Thursday, January 07, 2010 RE: Sorry, Dudes Actually, this is going to be hard. Total Slackers are the worst band I have seen, for dollars or for free, in years and years--in a way that they combine terrible tuneless songs with underage trashcore pretension to make a magnified centerpoint of awful.. So, umm..... "Sorry, Dudes!" On Jan 6, 2010, at 10:42 PM, Jeffrey Beaumont wrote: ... Labels: deprarious, fucktactics, HATEFUL, music, Sorry Dudes posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 1/07/2010 12:57:00 AM 0 comments Wednesday, January 06, 2010 Sorry, Dudes: It Is Semi-intentional That You Can't Actually See These Dudes
inaugurators of a new post theme on Slang to replace what used to be lengthy and belabored blogscreeds of Beaumont hate. Here they are playing a song called "Secret VHS Tape Collection". It "Sorry, Dudes." Labels: deprarious, fucktactics, HATEFUL, Sorry Dudes posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 1/06/2010 10:42:00 PM 0 comments Thursday, April 02, 2009 An Inconsequential Weigh-in: On Ninjasonik JeffreyBeaumont: have you ever listened to ninjasonik before? CabbieM: i havent CabbieM: they good? JeffreyBeaumont: they are not the kind of music i want to listen to CabbieM: haha CabbieM: what kind of music is it? JeffreyBeaumont: it's kind of rhythmic beaty punk music with some shitty quasi-rapping on top CabbieM: oh man CabbieM: FUCK THAT CabbieM: i HATE that. huge pet peeve of mine JeffreyBeaumont: they sound, to me, like music who would appeal to fans of sublime and the bloodhound gang JeffreyBeaumont: and asher roth CabbieM: didn't there used to be a puking emoticon? posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/02/2009 03:53:00 PM 0 comments Wednesday, February 25, 2009 New Black Lips Album: FAIL
In brief: One Million Thousand is just really not very good. I had really high--though realistic--hopes for this record, but, wow, NOPE. I couldn't even bear to listen to through the entire album on this first listen--i made it to track eight and then switched to something else. Opener "Take My Heart" was an underwhelming but acceptable garage "Hi there", but I figured they were just getting warmed up. Then, track 2, "Drugs", well, erm sounds like a weirdly boring(/shitty) Clash song. Track 3, "Starting Over" is the pre-release leak track and I do think it's really good, and positioned at third you might not think things are going so badly (despite the fact that these first three songs also sound illogical lined up against one another).... but then it just goes downhill into the deep and expansive depths of ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. "Short Fuse" sounds like Fleetwood Mac (really??), I'll Be With You" sounds like a shitty, unstudied little brother of "Dirty Hands". By the time i got to "Big Black Baby Jesus Of Today" I was just done. So this is kinda a "wow" to me. It took me a while to get into Black Lips, as I found their earlier stuff to be kind of boring and tuneless and it wasn't until 2007's Good Bad Not Evil that I finally went, "Oh! I see". For the rest of summer and fall 2007, they were my jam, and I even worked backwards into the "live" album and Let It Bloom. But this, well, this new record is more or less a summation of exactly what I didn&'t like about the band in the first place... a weird garage-y snoozefest. I will try listening to the album a few more times and promise that I hope I'll eventually hear things differently, but I consider it to be a pretty harsh indictment that I don't even want to make it all the way through a new album by a band I (thought I) love. Labels: disappointment, HATEFUL, old flames, thoughts posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 2/25/2009 12:32:00 PM 1 comments 1
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Friday, February 20, 2009 ...Or Maybe It's The Age Of Universal Stab-Myself-In-The-Eye  I have probably had worse luck with automobiles than just about anybody alive. Today, I discovered that my mom's car--which I was watching while she visited friends in Florida for the week--has been stolen. Awesome, and depressingly hilarious given that I don't even have a car of my own any more (returned home after too many parking tickets and break-in debacles). A HISTORY OF CAR OWNERSHIP BY JEFFREY BEAUMONT From the ages of 16-21, I owned FIVE cars: 1) '91 Toyota Corolla wagon, light blue Owned: August 1998-October 2000 From: old car from parents Issue 1: girl at party backed into my car and then drove away Issue 2: Car died, October 2000 Reason for loss: Ran the engine dry--my own stupidity 2) '89 Plymouth Sundance, maroon Owned: November 2000-April 2001 From: grandparents to replace Corolla Issue 1: only ran on three of four cylinders and had a giant leak in oil tank Issue 2: Car died, April 2001 Reason for loss: Old age. No fault. 3) '90 Plymouth Sundance V6, white Owned: May 2001-February 2002 From: Purchased from local car garage for $1700 Issue 1: Unnecessary V6 guzzled hilarious amounts of gas for a tiny car Reason for loss: found better car to replace; sold for $1500 4) '89 Honda Accord, navy blue Owned: February 2002-February 2004 From: Purchased from local car garage for $2000 Issue 1: I loved this fucking car, and basically got it for an extra $500 Issue 2: Was 13 years old and 173,000 miles upon purchase and had already had engine replaced Issue 3: Overheated constantly Reason for loss: Old age. No fault. 5) 2001 Saturn, beige Owned: May 2004-December 2004 From: Given to me as college graduation present Issue 1: I also loved this fucking car, and drove it on five-week cross-country road trip. Driven approximately 17,000 miles throughout ownership Issue 2: Did not need a car after moving to NYC in October 2004 Issue 3: Dad did not want to continue paying insurance and I didn't want to pay either Reason for loss: Not needed in New York, or to sit in a garage upstate, so sold (for more than originally purchased). Seriously--that's fucking ridiculous, right?? I guess I am pretty much done with cars. Labels: cockblocking, FAIL, fucktactics, HATEFUL posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 2/20/2009 11:11:00 AM 1 comments 1
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Friday, October 31, 2008 Autumntime for Hitler in Fake America I'm all about freedom of the press n' shit and Americans having a good time, but Halloween is where you sometimes have to say, Do we draw the line here? Or at least, if you're not a hateful dick, is there anything fun about doing this?  And yes, I did literally run off the train after he saw me attempting to discreetly snap this on my iphone. Labels: CRAZY, HATEFUL, quicksnaps posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/31/2008 09:08:00 PM 0 comments |
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