JeffreyBeaumont: god, "Off the Docks"
JeffreyBeaumont: i wish i could somehow have soemthing i could call "The
Treebark List"
JeffreyBeaumont: not pop nuggets but just those incredibly great meaty
nuggets of never-fading music
JeffreyBeaumont: so good and beefy
JeffreyBeaumont: but like, they're the hot dogs of music songs rather
than the candy bars
jaychampionvinyl: haaaaaaaaa
jaychampionvinyl: I have NO fucking idea what that means
jaychampionvinyl: reread that
JeffreyBeaumont: i stand by my statement
jaychampionvinyl: Treebark? hot dogs? nuggets?
jaychampionvinyl: candy bars?
jaychampionvinyl: however, "off the docks" rules
JeffreyBeaumont: "pop nuggets" are sweet and saccharine, tooth aches
even sometimes
jaychampionvinyl: on that we agree
JeffreyBeaumont: I'm talking about music nuggets that are good in a
similar short burst way but instead of JeffreyBeaumont: being like a
sweet burst snack are more like a savory meat burst snack
JeffreyBeaumont: like a hot dog
JeffreyBeaumont: you can still slurp a hot dog down in 6 seconds even
though it's theoretically meal-worthy
JeffreyBeaumont: like an ice cream cone
jaychampionvinyl: I'm down with all of that
jaychampionvinyl: where does tree bark enter into that metaphor?
JeffreyBeaumont: tree bark is like, putting notches in the tree
JeffreyBeaumont: cause these songs just enter your brain at random
points
JeffreyBeaumont: and you need to have somewhere to jot them down or else
you forget that they are special meat nuggets
JeffreyBeaumont: same can go for pop nugs but its less essential to
write down because everyone's always looking out for them
jaychampionvinyl: right
jaychampionvinyl: so you notch the meat nuggets into the tree bark
jaychampionvinyl: and "off the docks" is a savory meat nugget worth
carving into bark
JeffreyBeaumont: Like a tree in the forest that says "Ben Loves Weezy By
The Docks 7/2009 HEARTS"
JeffreyBeaumont: notches all over it with other songs like that
jaychampionvinyl: I dig that shit

JeffreyBeaumont: i suppose i could just start having hot dogs tattoo'd
all over my body
JeffreyBeaumont: and i'm the tree
JeffreyBeaumont: but that might be perceived as strange by some
jaychampionvinyl: HAAA
jaychampionvinyl: nah
jaychampionvinyl: I hear that shit, loud and clear
jaychampionvinyl: and it makes me want to smear margarine all over a
ship captain
JeffreyBeaumont: imagine if we were the programmers of childrens
television
jaychampionvinyl: Ben's Meaty Nugget TreeBark Hour
jaychampionvinyl: HOP ON THE HOT DOG TRAIN
jaychampionvinyl: NO HOMO
JeffreyBeaumont: I LOVE FINDING THE CHOICEST HOT DOGS ON PUTTING THEM ON
MY BODY
JeffreyBeaumont: NULLUS
JeffreyBeaumont: have you watched the new harry potter film?
jaychampionvinyl: No!
JeffreyBeaumont: let's go see it at imax

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