Tuesday, November 24, 2009
DORKCLIMBERS

JeffreyBeaumont: jayson greene used the word "horkheimered" in his review of the latest gift of gab record for pitchfork
SheHateMe: holy shit!
SheHateMe: what's the sentence?
JeffreyBeaumont: "He gets in his own way time and again here; on 'Dreamin', he flounders over a stuttering, malfunctioning-robot delivery while both Del Tha Funkee Homosapien and Brother Ali lap him easily by trying half as hard. Worse, once you extricate his words from the horkheimered contraptions he has ensnared them in, you are usually left with lines limper than day-old pasta."

JeffreyBeaumont: but seriously
JeffreyBeaumont: is horkheimered a word?
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahahahahahah
jaychampionvinyl: nah
JeffreyBeaumont: really?
jaychampionvinyl: I have sometimes seen it used to describe needlessly convoluted structures
jaychampionvinyl: like, once
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha
jaychampionvinyl: I googled it today after we had that exchange and now can't find anything
jaychampionvinyl: I don't THINK I am capable of seriously just inventing that level of neologism
jaychampionvinyl: but I don't know how or where I came across it
jaychampionvinyl: what's more, TWO editors at Pfork edited this review and neither of them seemed to have the slightest bit of a problem of "horkheimer"
jaychampionvinyl: which is amazing in its own right
JeffreyBeaumont: hahhahah
JeffreyBeaumont: fucking dicks
jaychampionvinyl: HORKHEIMER
JeffreyBeaumont: PORKSLIMER
jaychampionvinyl: DORK CLIMBER
jaychampionvinyl: hahahahahahah
jaychampionvinyl: FORK DINER
jaychampionvinyl: CORK BLINDER
JeffreyBeaumont: STORK WHINER
jaychampionvinyl: TORQUE MINDER

SheHateMe: wow
SheHateMe: this word will be jayson's legacy

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