Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Wen You Might Have Seen A Ghost / I'm Glad I'm Not The Inventor Of The Internet

jaychampionvinyl: I don't understand this
jaychampionvinyl: haha
JeffreyBeaumont: a small asian girl has been leaving me notes
JeffreyBeaumont: I do not understand what they mean
JeffreyBeaumont: or why they were written for me
jaychampionvinyl: you literally found these notes?
jaychampionvinyl: how do you know she is a small Asian girl?
JeffreyBeaumont: i saw her in the corner of my eye
jaychampionvinyl: what!?!?!?!?!?!
jaychampionvinyl: she's in your office??
JeffreyBeaumont: yes
jaychampionvinyl: umm...
jaychampionvinyl: is she real?
JeffreyBeaumont: i did not write those notes myself
JeffreyBeaumont: though using the name "Wen" and offering no photo would certainly be tough evidence in favor of me being an insane person
jaychampionvinyl: well
jaychampionvinyl: she kinda sounds like either a ghost or a creepy/terrifying hallucination

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Sanam: this is amazing
Sanam: also, you are intensely prolific
JeffreyBeaumont: ADHD
JeffreyBeaumont: to the megafucking max
JeffreyBeaumont: "the persistent and pervasive effects of ADHD symptoms can insidiously and severely interfere with one's ability to get the most out of education and fulfill one's potential in the workplace"
Sanam: "but the internet is forever grateful"
JeffreyBeaumont: i was born in advance of the internet so that when it launched i would able to help it hit the ground running
Sanam: that is a huge amount of foresight on the part of your parents
JeffreyBeaumont: well, they did vote for al gore after all
JeffreyBeaumont: inventor of the Internet and foreseerer of geoclimactic devastation
Sanam: what a terrible fate
Sanam: to be a sage shaman-type figure, but not charismatic enough for anyone to pay any attention
Sanam: like if jesus came back to earth, but he was a mannequin in a macy's window
JeffreyBeaumont: wow. that is amazing.

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