Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Friday, October 16, 2009
A Time Of Movement In Various Directions

I am 27ish years old and well aware of my place in the world as a man nowhere near "settling down." I'm honest with myself; it just ain't happening soon.

Nonetheless! This is the kind of shit that makes me feel like I am 1,000,000 years old.

A BIG baby prize!! I would even say why hold out on the kid--may as well give her the "Super-Double Baby-Ingrown Toenail WOW WOW WOW Songbird Prize"! This is the route to the heart of champions and unquestionably a path toward baby happiness and long-life livingness. Winning winning cornish hens morticians nonsense cow's dung tinkerbell linger dinger alpha male.

Can it be I stayed away too long?
Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone?
As you listen to these crazy tracks
Check them stats then you know where I'm at
And that's that!

Also: I read that post four times before only realizing that by "airplane rides" she means "rides on a gas-powered airborne craft" and not "flying high in the air on daddy's legs".

Labels: fucktactics, kids, plans, quickthoughts, thoughts

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/16/2009 01:20:00 AM 1 comments

1 Comments:

E-BAD said...: errr... maybe a big baby davis prize?; 10/16/2009 07:31:00 PM