Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Monday, October 19, 2009
Modern Life

anonyfriend: So, Dude i'm seeing was mistakenly convinced i had an std all week
JeffreyBeaumont: !!!
anonyfriend: hahaha
anonyfriend: because he said "just so you know, i don't have anything"
anonyfriend: and i thought he meant condoms
anonyfriend: and i was like, "oh, i do"
anonyfriend: hahahaha
anonyfriend: and then like three days later, he was like, "can we talk about what it is that you have?"
anonyfriend: hahahahahaha
JeffreyBeaumont: is it all sorted out now?
anonyfriend: yes
anonyfriend: i was like, "wait, what do you mean what i have?"
anonyfriend: and he was like, "when i said i didn't have anything, you said you did"
anonyfriend: and i said, "right, like condoms"
anonyfriend: and he was like, "wait, you mean you're CLEAN!?"
JeffreyBeaumont: but he still boned you anyway thinking you had an STD?
anonyfriend: no no
anonyfriend: we didn't bone until after this conversation
anonyfriend: which made things extra confusing at the time, because i was like, why is he telling me he has no condoms when we aren't even doing it?
anonyfriend: but also, i love the fact that after i cheerily said something that led him to believe i had an std, he waited three days to bring it up again
JeffreyBeaumont: hahaha
anonyfriend: ah, modern life

Labels: fucktactics, IMs, lolgore

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 10/19/2009 12:14:00 PM 0 comments

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