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Thursday, August 06, 2009
To Perch, Or To Terrorize: 'Tis The Standard Question

IMPORTANT NOTE OF DEPARTURE:

You may or may not be aware, but I have spent years unsuccessfully trying to get Jay Greene to sign on as a co-collaborator on this blog. Jayson Greene is not only an erudite, learned man, but a quick wit and a great writer. He is also often hilariously funny. Alas, each invite I've extended has been met with a decline because he's too ~~lazy~~ busy to make the time to sit down and pump out the kind of crap that I've lately been generating like summer sweat. However! I've uncovered a solution, which is to begin offering in larger installments excerpts from the horse's mouth, so to speak: "Jayson Greene In Spirit" (the tag going forward for all such entries). You will now also see his name appear on the left hand column as "Executive Ghostmaster". This means he is made out of silicone.

Therefore, please give a hearty welcome to our friend, the great and wonderful....

jaychampionvinyl: haaa Robert Pollard titled a solo record "Standard Gargoyle Decisions"
jaychampionvinyl: I love this man
jaychampionvinyl: "Should I fly over the night sky and terrorize villagers, or just perch forbiddingly on these castle spires?"
jaychampionvinyl: STANDARD GARGOYLE DECISIONS
JeffreyBeaumont: standard gargoyle decisions makes me think of that afterschool cartoon that came out just as we were too old. Gargoyles
jaychampionvinyl: it makes me think of really angsty gargoyles paralyzed by a surfeit of gargoyle options

JeffreyBeaumont: ok, wow:

jaychampionvinyl: hahahaaa WHAT!?
JeffreyBeaumont: that is one of the "Most Helpful Customer Reviews" on amazon for the record
jaychampionvinyl: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jaychampionvinyl: except that 0 of 16 people found it to be actually helpful
jaychampionvinyl: which is amazing
JeffreyBeaumont: HAHAHAH
jaychampionvinyl: "I think he is tellling us to be creative with our minds. "
jaychampionvinyl: YES
JeffreyBeaumont: "beatles Reference, PEO-PLe! of a great album you have to hear if y9ou dont no aobut"
jaychampionvinyl: YES HE IS
jaychampionvinyl: BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR MIND

Labels: fucktactics, GARGOYLES, IMs, Jayson Greene In Spirit, lolgore

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 8/06/2009 04:27:00 PM 0 comments

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