Monday, June 22, 2009
And Speaking Of Total Deprarious Goons


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... yes.

This one is a big part of the great annals of Beaumont Developmental Folklore, its discovery made possible by the reverse black hole of never-thrown away everything that is my grandmother's house.

Your Hero, circa Fall 1999.

Can we just run down through a checklist of awesome certainty here?

VERY long hair?
Check.

Shirt without tie?
Check.

Eyebrow ring?
HOLLA.

Goatee without beard or even mustache?
Check.

Creepy and remotely drug-addled off-stare?
CHECK.

Lonely and crazy and spending most of my time in the car listening to Phish or in the forest, alone?
So fucking hard YES: if I could CHECK this one any harder I'd be on the Penalty Kill line for the Islanders.

Life is good, especially when you are reminded of how much better it can get.

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posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 6/22/2009 10:48:00 AM 0 comments
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