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Friday, May 22, 2009 Reason No. 38452 Why I Am A Fucking Asshole  Yes, that is the sight of a locksmith drilling the lock off my Kryptonite chain, directly in front of my office. Why is he doing this? Because, sigh: I was heading home from work but had forgotten something, so I quickly locked the bike up in front of my office and dashed inside to grab my stuff but on the way I DROPPED THE BIKELOCK KEY DOWN THE CRACK OF THE ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES. I AM NOT JOKING. I COULD NOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP. I immediately called a locksmith, who came to fix and take care of everything, which he did, but at the cost of an hour of my time and $140 from my wallet. $140!!! Fucking New York!! Again: sigh.   Finally after much grunting, the lock came off. But then my day was hilariously capped on the way home by crossing the Pulaski Bridge the one time ever where a large boat was passing under, therefore resulting in a raised drawbridge, resulting in more waiting. Man. FUCK-TACTICS. DEPRARIOUS.   Labels: BEUA, deprarious, fucktactics, lolgore posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 5/22/2009 08:32:00 PM 1 comments |
GET BEHIND ME DEAD MAN
!!! A pain in the ass, but sometimes its good to know who we are, aye? Example: two weekends ago I was sitting under a tree at a garden party. A bird then pooped directly into my open palm. Went to the bathroom to wash off. Returned to said tree and it pooped on my face. Sorry about the prob. $50 bike lock.
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