Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Thursday, May 07, 2009
Putting A Deprarious Spin On Business Expenses

CoWorker1: god, so now that things are basically fucked, i have to share a little story with you.
CoWorker1:Last year, i had the interns doing The Boss's expenses and he being the complete slob that he is turned over fistfuls of random, crumpled up receipts to Intern-A
CoWorker1: she diligently sorted through them all and typed the whole thing out and it looked great.
CoWorker1: When i was going over them, i noticed that she had typed "Lingerie" into one of the misc. spaces
CoWorker1: yes.
JeffreyBeaumont: umm
JeffreyBeaumont: ...

JeffreyBeaumont: no
CoWorker1: yes.
CoWorker1: upon closer inspection I found the receipt taped to the rest of the pages. He had actually given us a receipt from a lingerie store.
CoWorker1: and somehow, Intern-A had straight-faced put it on his expense report w/o saying anything to me
JeffreyBeaumont: Please. dear god. accidentally? right???????

CoWorker1: Ah, i fucking hope he didn't mean to give me that receipt
CoWorker1: hilarious, no?
JeffreyBeaumont: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JeffreyBeaumont: i cannot cannot believe that
CoWorker1: i probably should have saved it, but at that point i didn't hate him yet. So i just ripped it up into tiny pieces and threw it away.

JeffreyBeaumont: wow wow wow wow wow.

JeffreyBeaumont: this is the very definition of deprarious.

Labels: deprarious, fucktactics, IMs

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 5/07/2009 07:06:00 PM 0 comments

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