Friday, May 15, 2009
I Love You So Much Right Now



Dear Kelis,

Fuck Nas for dissing you. He ain't man enough. You should definitely give me a call and come over this weekend: we can drink mint juleps and talk shit and make t-shirts and listen to this track while we come up with the freshest prank calls him to let him that his refrigerator is running.

You ready for this shit, girl? I just put some pegs on my bike, so I can totally pick you up and we can ride wild style. I am here for you. The Beaumont Chariot awaits.

love,
Jeffrey

Also PS the song is actually called "Caught Out There".

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posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 5/15/2009 07:24:00 PM 0 comments
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