Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wayne, Can You Hear Me?



Dear Lil Wayne:

I don't want to waste much time writing much on this topic, but let me join the chorus of dudes wishing you a swift recovery from shit-townitis with hopes that you soon return to the land of the creative and successful

Wayne, if I could make a suggestion that ending your affection with autotune would be a start, and then reconsidering your desires to become a "rock star" a close second, and then I think you might be on your way. Right now you are killing me--in the none "Killin' me, mama!" way--with your strange-sounding awful nonsense. All I can say in it's favor is that a surprising amount is not emo-crap bad (ala "Prom Queen") but weird bad ("Piano Man", "Rock Star", "Too Fly"). 

Yes, so you've surprised me. Good for you. But now it's nearly summer, so let's get back to the business of making SWEET RAP MUSIC, while there's still enough time for you to drop a hot warm weather nugget that will have me getting wasted and taking my shirt off and remembering why I will always be a lover at heart.

Thanks for your consideration.

Love,
Jeffrey Beaumont

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posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/14/2009 06:43:00 PM 0 comments
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