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Friday, April 03, 2009 LiszBrontomania! hotdorknobs: http://www.lebronisreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallygood.com/ hotdorknobs: do you think the cavs made it? JeffreyBeaumont: i dunno JeffreyBeaumont: i would think not JeffreyBeaumont: given that it has "Player Efficiency Rating" lists JeffreyBeaumont: but then on the other hand they have a stat category "Pts + Asts + Rebs Total = 43.3" JeffreyBeaumont: which is like saying, "i am a good boyfriend because i have two pairs of diesel jeans, 1000 cds, and 32 friends" JeffreyBeaumont: which = 1034 cool boyfriend points JeffreyBeaumont: that's the kind of retard stat i would expect PR agencies to use hotdorknobs: hahah hotdorknobs: retardstats.tumblr.com hotdorknobs: that doesn't exist hotdorknobs: but would be funny JeffreyBeaumont: oh JeffreyBeaumont: i just went there JeffreyBeaumont: I said "Yes!!!" JeffreyBeaumont: But, now, Oh. hotdorknobs: haha sorry JeffreyBeaumont: fuck it, i'm registering it now JeffreyBeaumont: just in case hotdorknobs: YES JeffreyBeaumont: "Tallied 33 points, 14 rebounds and nine assists on Jan. 24th at Utah, becoming the first player to record at least those numbers in a non-overtime game since Kevin Garnett in 2004." JeffreyBeaumont: "With 38 points, seven rebounds, six assists, three blocks and four steals versus Boston on Jan. 9, he became the first person reach those numbers in a game since David Robinson on March 19, 1994." hotdorknobs: whoa we talkin about? JeffreyBeaumont: those are hilariously arbitrary statbars hotdorknobs: hahaha JeffreyBeaumont: and great examples of why "scouts hate stats" hotdorknobs: one might even say hilariously RETARDED JeffreyBeaumont: retardstats.tumblr.com hotdorknobs: hahahahah hotdorknobs: YES JeffreyBeaumont: on second hand i bet this site was designed either by his agent or his PR people JeffreyBeaumont: MAYBE the cavs JeffreyBeaumont: but definitely not a regular fan JeffreyBeaumont: "LeBron James finished March with 479 points, 152 rebounds and 143 assists. The only other player in NBA history to reach each of those totals in one month is Oscar Robertson, who did it in eight separate months, most recently in January 1965" hotdorknobs: "on march 14th, lebron james ate five (5) banana splits, the most since brad daugherty's infamous 'six split sunday' in 1993" JeffreyBeaumont: god yes, that is the fucking GOLD i am looking for Labels: basketball, fucktactics, IMs, junkjunk, lolgore posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/03/2009 04:47:00 PM 0 comments |
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