Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Friday, April 10, 2009
How Much, Really, Is $1,000,000?

Thanks to a recent 17 dots post, I have been turned on today to a new site of truly amazing internet awesomeness, called Live Wrong and Prosper.

And Holy Jesus: this is a grail-load of HQ time-wasting. If you are at work, be warned: if you visit this site, you will no longer be working. It's 2:45 pm and I've been reading this shit for the past forty-five minutes and now can no longer imagine what it might take to get me to concentrate on my job again today.

Poised to become the Stuff White People Like*** of 2009--albeit much cooler and far more human--Live Wrong and Prosper is a blog premised on a new and unique daily question as to what exactly we might do for $1,000,000. The combination of hysterically creative questions and "seriously, do you have a boyfriend?" level wit--seriously: Kali, do you have a boyfriend?--makes me cream my jeans with excitement. Among some questions posed:

Would you do the following for $1,000,000:

--make out with Shane MacGowan every morning and night?

--fight a boxing kangaroo?

--eat a fetus?

--have your face permanently altered to look like Groucho Marx?

--have the words "Sperm Depository Bank" tattooed above your mouth?

and the great one below...

NOTES:
***- I dunno about you all, but after three minutes of laughs, SWPL always rubbed me the wrong way. A little too much on the ole' Ogden Nash tip I think...

Labels: fucktactics, lolgore

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/10/2009 02:27:00 PM 0 comments

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