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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Team Beaumont, Addendum: Oh Matt, You've Got Grey Eyes

It occurred to me that I made the egregious error today of putting together the Team Beaumont Starting Five without including my number one glue guy, The Sixth Man. How I could even pretend to have a team of any kind without him is beyond me, so without further adieu, here he is:

SIXTH MAN: Matt Barnes, Suns

Matt can step in at pretty much any of the five positions, is scrappy to the max, and may even have better tattoos than Birdman.

And let me just add right now:

Dear NBA Owners,

I would love to run a basketball team for you. I know we in a recession and shit so I will make it worth your while by doing it all in exchange for a courtside seat, plus one. Just give me the reins and I'll make it rain (that's my slogan; working on the copyright).

Oh, and one more request: can you please help me figure out why the fuck there exists a SEVENTEEN MINUTE version of the New Order track "Elegia"? Obviously the question of "Is this really necessary?" is out the window, but how about, "How the fuck did this ever happen?" Can you please use your influence to figure this out and to change all future plays of New Order in public places to include only "Temptation", "Love Vigilantes", "Ceremony" and "Face Up"?

Ok, thanks, can't wait to get started 4 U!!!!

Sincerely,
Jeffrey C. Beaumont

THANKS K BYE!!!

Labels: basketball, random lists

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