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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 Spring Is Here? Friend: good god. i just rode to coney island and back via east new york JeffreyBeaumont: that's wonderful, what i like to hear Friend: i was on my way to barnes and noble to buy a bible and something snapped JeffreyBeaumont: you went to coney island to find a barnes and noble? Friend: no i was on my way to fulton street Friend: then i didnt turn Friend: then eastern parkway seduced me Friend: and then i found myself in a marshland. then i decided i wanted a shishkebob JeffreyBeaumont: plenty of flatheaded bros to speak russian to Friend: it was all quite logical Friend: funny thing is Friend: (and i probably shouldnt share this) Friend: but i bought a baltika when i got there Friend: and took it to the beach Friend: and just as i sat down and wrestled the cap off with my key Friend: i realized i had to pee so badly Friend: but did not want to leave my spot Friend: and my beer Friend: i tried to hold it Friend: only then i realized even grown ups have to learn lessons sometimes Friend: so after a drying period and a throwing my underwear away in a public bathroom. i kept to myself ... Friend: needless to say i feel like summer is truly here. Friend: bikes and wetting myself! JeffreyBeaumont: ummm JeffreyBeaumont: Wait. JeffreyBeaumont: You actually wet your pants because you didn't feel like finding a bathroom?? JeffreyBeaumont: that's kind of amazing JeffreyBeaumont: i am simultaneously taken aback and thrilled all at once Friend: well i learned my lesson Friend: i thought i could transcend my desires Friend: and enjoy my damn beer without getting up Friend: can't have everything, right? Labels: CRAZY, curiosities, fucktactics, IMs, lolgore posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/31/2009 06:32:00 PM 0 comments |
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