Monday, March 30, 2009
MAGICAL PASTA FLOWER GLOBAL EXECUTIVE CONFERENCE

So it might be due to the fact that I moved onto a new floor and into a new office today--finally, some fucking windows!! DAYTIME SUNLIGHT!!!!!--but today has been a extraordinarily weird day of too much hilarious office bullshit, all of which I must share with you:

JeffreyBeaumont: the CEO just put this edit in a letter I wrote for her:
JeffreyBeaumont: "Specifically, the proposal that you and I do a one on one interview about the company, the current regulatory and economic environment from your perspective as a global business across many sectors, and any other thoughts and ideas that you wish to put forward for consideration among the 50 or so media leaders representing two dozen countries who will be attending."
JeffreyBeaumont: no joke
JeffreyBeaumont: the CEO
JeffreyBeaumont: top dog
jaychampionvinyl: holy fuck
jaychampionvinyl: that sounds translated via babelfish
JeffreyBeaumont: haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JeffreyBeaumont: "I liking are invite to event at magical pasta flower global executive conference. So now it is!"
jaychampionvinyl: HAHAHAHAHA
jaychampionvinyl: MAGICAL PASTA FLOWER GLOBAL EXECUTIVE CONFERENCE

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posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/30/2009 04:40:00 PM 0 comments
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