Monday, March 30, 2009
All The 14 Year Old Girls Are Wondering: "Daddy, Do the Hipsters Eat?"

JeffreyBeaumont: so Doorknobs, ezra and i ran into my boss this weekend
JeffreyBeaumont: on saturday
JeffreyBeaumont: he was with his three kids
JeffreyBeaumont: and he told me this morning that the first thing his 14 year old daughter said after we walked away was, "Dad!! Those guys are so skinny! Do they eat??"
JeffreyBeaumont: i laughed that one out
jaychampionvinyl: HAAAAAAAAAAAA
jaychampionvinyl: that is fucking AMAZING
jaychampionvinyl: his answer: "some of them eat, some of the time, yes"
JeffreyBeaumont: my coworker thinks probably it's the type of clothing we wear rather than our actual skinniness
jaychampionvinyl: right
jaychampionvinyl: fag clothes, you mean
jaychampionvinyl: that's what you wear
jaychampionvinyl: lady pants
jaychampionvinyl: and fag clothes
JeffreyBeaumont: yes, and that little 14 year old in park slope isn't used to grownup men wearing tight fag clothes
jaychampionvinyl: right, in Park Slope, they wear North Face outdoor gear
jaychampionvinyl: inexplicably
JeffreyBeaumont: at least my clothes are all technically men's clothes
jaychampionvinyl: hahaha
jaychampionvinyl: yes
jaychampionvinyl: I am just remembering, for no reason at all, that you sent your boss that text that said "MOTHERFUCKERS BE TRIPPIN, THE DREAM OF YOUNG JEEZY COMETH TRUE"
jaychampionvinyl: after Obama was elected
JeffreyBeaumont: hahahhahahahahahahahhaah
jaychampionvinyl: and he wrote back: "I don't know if this was meant for me, but I agree"
JeffreyBeaumont: oh man
JeffreyBeaumont: i'd forgotten that
JeffreyBeaumont: Midtown Thug Life 4 Eva
JeffreyBeaumont: I definitely at least half love that man.

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