Saturday, May 15, 2004
You're mad cause I'm a thief and got a way with words

Let's see. Chauncey "I wish Tyco and Doorknobs ran my Blog" Billups hits a 50 foot prayer at the buzzer, the first two overtimes fail to produce a winner, half the starters foul out, a streched-out version of Danny Bonaduce morphs into Dana Barros, and you're complaining about hyperbole? There aren't enough words in our language to describe that performance. This is why TNT needs to have E-40 on hand, kept in a glass box that says "Break in Case of Double Overtime". Fourty-water than grabs the mic from Doc Rivers and breaks out his crazy ass spitetry to describe the on-court pandemonium (Kerry Kerelli with the wet alleyooya to K-Martiggerdale). Ratings go through the roof, the Bay Area will finally start paying attention to games east of the Mississip, and viewers are spared from the broken-record reptition of gems like "I think fatigue is starting to play a factor here".

By this way, this is Jon Katz (Tyco Nightglow). I like argyle and M.O.P. And I'm out like Derek Fisher after that lucky ass shot.



posted by Tyco Nightglow at 5/15/2004 12:14:00 AM 0 comments
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