Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Sunday, May 16, 2004
qualifications shmalifications

So Portland (or maybe Seattle?) rag The Stranger just lost their hip hop columnist. They describe Dan Savage, the interim replacement, as a "cocksucing musical theatre fan." Needless to say, they're looking for a better full-time replacement. Hey guys, fly MY cracker ass out there. I could whistle dixie once a week about Atmosphere or Lyrics Born or any of that pansy, vanilla crap that Lil Flip uses as a sizzurp coaster.

At least the playoffs are still here to distract me from the imminent sadness of the no-job havin', livin' in squalor, bubble bursting experience known as "post-college life."

By the way, I called that Lakers shit. Down 2-0, what do I tell my boy? Them Derek Fisher-led sonsabitches are gonna run the table on these softbatch bible-thumpers. Yo Tyco, you see the pride of the MIAC put down 16 in Game 5? That's right, son, Devean George taught them Spurs a lesson. Lesson being, "I was lights-out back in the day against powerhouses like St. Olaf and whatnot, so don't think that if I'm surrounded with four future Hall of Famers and get WIDE OPEN 15-footers all day, that a kid can't pop double-digits once a month."

posted by hotdoorknobs at 5/16/2004 04:18:00 PM 0 comments

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