Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Sunday, May 16, 2004
The Practice definitely had one more Emmy in it ...

January 16, 1999. Augsburg 105-Carleton 97. Devean George drops 52 ... on 23 shots. Sure, he was shooting over untalented white guys.
May 15, 2004. Lakers 88-Spurs 76. Devo goes for 10 ... on four shots. This time, Hedo Turkoglu is guarding him.
Dude may never get the kwan of Kobe and Co., but he sure knows how to make skinny Caucasians pay. Flip, after you win out and draw up your conference finals game plan, tell Fred Hoiberg to stay on the opposite side of the court as Devean at all times, and you'll be fine. Oh yeah, you also might want to tell KG not to waste his elbows on Anthony Peeler. Let Hassell handle that.

OK, not all of my posts need to be about sports, I'm sure of it. Next time, I'm coming with some new shit, so watch out. Well, don't watch out too much, I'll probably just end up writing about cereal or something.

Doorknobs, how do you get pictures up on here?

- Tyco

PS - Is it really a series finale if they end up turning one show into three separate spinoffs? Instead of fading to black with dignity, David E. Kelly is selling The Pracice for its parts, turning one stirring drama into ABC's entire fall lineup? And none of the baby-Practices are centerred around Eugene, who has carried that show since Dylan McDermott left. Not cool.

By the way, that counts as my non-sports post.

posted by Tyco Nightglow at 5/16/2004 07:15:00 PM 1 comments

1 Comments:

ezruh sellof said...: For real, I could be the lakers fifth man and get ten a game and I'm the sort of untalented white guy that Devean was shooting over in '99.

Practice spin-offs? Lame. Yet not as lame as Law and Order pseudo-spinoffs. Or Law and Order spinoff ripoffs. Those take the Golden Globe for lameness.

Yo tyco and knobs: I love this shit. And that's my word.

peace - imanant; 5/17/2004 12:12:00 AM